Waaaa

I forgot to tell you that there were all these really cool looking cakes at the museum's birthday party, but these animals made sure that we got to see but not taste any of the yumminess. There is a little bit of a hint that THEY wanted to taste them so they had to make sure we got out of there. If that is not the truth, it doesn't matter because it might as well be.

And I am still talking out of my butt hole to my Mom about when all this is going to happen. She asked again tonight, like she often asks, 'for my sake'. MOM I HAVE NO IDEA THESE PEOPLE ARE CONTROLLING ALL OF US REMOTELY. I talked about flying to NY but I think I need to lose 20 lbs and get my hair colored first because, as you know, I have no money and I ran out of hair dye and my greys are really showing. I have never been so grey in my life. Actually this is true for 2 reasons: I would never let it grow that much, but also, now, 3-5-7 years later, I have so much more gray hair than before. They used to let me get my hair colored and highlighted like a princess. My hairdresser in Jtown even got me drunk once. And now, it's slob heaven.

So, grey hair is not a good sign. Because it  means my limo isn't going to show up tomorrow and whisk me off to my business discussions. I really hope they don't expect me to establish rapport with someone first. We've had months to do this. They'll say I've been sick up until now and I remind them about that lake....